Interview Session... Ahem!

As most of you would have known, I am have applied for the JPA scholarship. JPA scholarship is from the government and yeah there is a quota. Now now, you rich bums out there on FAMA (Father & Mother Scholarship), I have utter immovable faith in our Government ok? LOL, no you don't believe me? =D

Anyway today was the interview, the all important one so here is my account of how it went:
...Briefing...

(we were told politely to answer in Bahasa if we were asked a question in Bahasa)

Ok 1st question,
"Sila memperkenalkan diri anda. Ya, mula daripada kamu."
(Please start by introducing yourselfs, YES YOU THERE GET MOVING!!!)
[hehe, bahasa illiterates....]

• Victim no.1:

Blah.... Blah.... Family story.... Blah Blah...11a1... (my brain wanders off....)

• Victim no.2:

Blah... Blah... More stories about his life... 20a1...(or was it? Oh, nvm I was trying not to panic now.)

• Victim no.3

Blah... Blah, (no recollection on this guy, I was next and I was hyperventilating like spongebob by now =/)

• Victim Jiro Jiro chiven (me)

Nama Saya....Blah... Blah...

-CUT-

-Apatu 'hiperhidrosis'?-

Tangan saya selalu berpeluh eksesif... tak boleh diubati... Bolehlah kata cacat sikit LOL ... =|

• Question 2 (HIGH SCORE advance to Stage 2! lol)

"What do you think about the recent change during the General Elections? Is it a indicator of better democracy or are the people just disgruntled at the gov.?"

• Victim 1:

Politic Indonesia!!!( he has origins there)

-CUT-

Sila terbang balik kat malaysia...
LOL...

• Victim 2:

-PANIC!!!!!!!-
-No answer- =(

• Victim 3:

DAP! DAP! DAP!

-Hey there were other parties involved too you know...-
-So, how many states did opposition win (since you love opp. parties so much[hehe]) -

uh... no idea =0

-What do you mean no idea? This is your country affairs you know?-
-Name me 3 states that were lost to opposition.-

uh... Perak, Penang, melaka...

-MELAKA!?-
*shakes head*

• Mr. Politik:
  

-So, Alex you wanted to be a politician don't you? So tell us your views...-
(Cheese, picked this question specially for me? Yum...Yum...)

I personally think it was due to general dissatisfaction.

-Why?-

Because of the Hindraf issue... cannot use Allah to call God(WT* who controls what we can call the Almighty?)...

(OK, here is when i added in a personal touch)
I heard PAS say that even in the Mid. East you can use Allah, no prob.
(It was better, I can't recall my words exactly)

• Next Question:

Technology is a double edged sword. Explain your views.

• Victim 1:

Blah... Blah...
Luddites...
Good, even air cond... lights...

• Victim 2:

-TOTALLY PANICKED-
-PASS...-

• Victim 3:

Something about computers...
Good Good Good... Tech is good 4 ur mind, body and soul...

-Hey, what about pornography?-

Good outweighs bad... ect... ect...

• ME (The Angel!):

Good if used responsibly.
For example, the aircond is bad if we use it inefficiently. CFC pollutes, Over consumption of energy also causes pollution.

-Smiles and nods-

(GREAT, AGREEMENT IS GOOD!)

• So Bonus Question:

Name the International Trade Minister:

I did not have an answer, Victim 1 answered... (memorizer robot! teet* teet*) =D



So it is complete, that was my interview on my account. Overall I never felt overly nervous, just a bit, but after that I felt great. Not that bad overall, I am Alex and I can make things out of thin air (if God permits me) LOL!

Thank you all for your help and support, whatever the outcome it is fine. Me being here alone is God's plan for me.

*Updates on cheese will be weekly LOL stay calm, cheddar is on the way. =D